Wait for it....














*waits*



















 nope, keep waiting for it....














*buys new Hummer H2*














 *waits for it*















 *waits for it some more*
















 *watches entire economy continue to stumble*

















 *gets job at the Tim Hortons down the street out of despiration*
















 *goes to war and pisses off entire region of the world*

















 *realizes that practically all US oil comes from this super-pissed region of the world*
















 *bombs pissed-off region some more*
















*waits for it*

















*watches gas prices skyrocket*















 *waits for it*


















 *watches Katrina and Rita come in and pwn the gulf coast*



















 *watches gas prices skyrocket again*





















*waits for it*





















......HOLY SHIT WE'RE FUCKED CONSERVE EVERYTHING OR ELSE